Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Desparate in DB

dear desparate in dubois,


of course you should boink her, its always the right thing to do. she's 23 and has a kid, so she probably hasn't been "dating" too much lately. since she's in skool that means that she's trying to do the right thing and get an education - maybe she dropped out of high school when she had the kid. But, she doesn't want to miss the best years of her life just because she has a little baby to deal with now. She ain't dumb, she's gone through quite a bit in her shitty life in Riverton and learned a lot - on the other hand, having a baby means she hasn't seen a lot too. Odds are - she's never been out of Riverton, or maybe the state, in a while if ever. the age is NOT the problem, she's looking for a man - not a boy that'll knock her up again. this could be your golden ticket - so I'd go for it. ask her to lunch, offer to help with her other subjects, change her oil; but don't spend too much time opening this bag of crazy - you wanna know what she looks like naked, you don't want her askin you to watch her kid. plus, you ain't got time for bullshit - you are balls deep in skool, just lookin for some side action.





yours truly,

2frumpy

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